标题: A Wife's Duty - Joke [打印本页] 作者: admin 时间: 2014-5-1 16:53 标题: A Wife's Duty - Joke [mb]http://www.teacherjoe.us/audio/Joke001.wav[/mb]
A woman [url=]accompanied [/url]her husband to the doctor's office. After his [url=]checkup [/url], the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband is [url=]suffering [/url]from a very [url=]severe [/url]disease, [url=] combined with [/url]horrible [url=]stress [/url]. If you don't do [url=]the following [/url], your husband will surely die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be [url=]pleasant [/url], and make sure he is in [url=]a good mood [/url]. For lunch make him a [url=] nutritious [/url]meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him. Don't [url=]burden [/url]him with [url=] chores [/url], as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress [url=]worse [/url]. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week and satisfy his every [url=]whim [/url]. If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will [url=]regain [/url]his health completely." On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the doctor say?" She replied, "You're going to die"!