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A Wife's Duty - Joke

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发表于 2014-5-1 16:53:32 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
           

A woman [url=]accompanied [/url]her husband to the  doctor's office. After his [url=]checkup [/url], the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He told her, "Your husband  is [url=]suffering [/url]from a very [url=]severe [/url]disease,  [url=] combined with [/url]horrible [url=]stress [/url]. If you don't do  [url=]the following [/url], your husband will surely  die...Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be [url=]pleasant [/url], and make sure he is in [url=]a good mood [/url]. For lunch  make him a [url=] nutritious [/url]meal. For dinner prepare an especially nice  meal for him. Don't [url=]burden [/url]him with  [url=] chores [/url], as he probably had a hard day. Don't discuss  your problems with him, it will only make his stress [url=]worse [/url]. And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week  and satisfy his every [url=]whim [/url]. If you can do this for the next  10 months to a year, I think your husband will [url=]regain [/url]his health  completely."  On the way home, the husband asked his wife. "What did the  doctor say?"  She replied, "You're going to die"!
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