Chinese and Spielberg (English Joke)
One Chinese person walks into a bar inAmerica late one night and he saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, herushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap andsays "You Chinese people bombed our Pearl Harbor, get out of here." The astonished Chinese man replied "Itwas not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbor, it was the Japanese"."Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all the same," repliedSpielberg. In return, the Chinese gives Spielberg aslap and says "You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on thatship." Shocked, Spielberg replies "It was the iceberg that sank theship, not me." The Chinese replies, "Iceberg,Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same." Learning Part The author plays with the word"berg" Autograph = Person's signature Slap = Sharp hit with hand Astonish = Sudden amaze Sank = Past tense of sink means slow godown into water/ submerge Forefather = Ancestor / family member inthe old time
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